A MOOSE LIKES THIS!

That would be interesting, if a moose did like this. At the moment, I need to go to bed URRGENTLEE after this, but I will do my level bes tto make an awesome blog. SO! Last night was epic. I went out to clubs with my bf and best mate. We danced, drank til I puked, laughed, talked really loudly and got heard but did not care haha, and then we wanted to get chips but nowhere was open at like, 2am. I'm trying to find work as I write this. Nothing there. BAT! I have forms I need to write up tomorrow so might get office work. Anyway, I seem to have forgotten to ask my Mother something very important :|. Ah well I'll do it later.

I'm going to be honest, today has been a day of chill, eating cheese toasties which were scrummy and finding chat sites. Randomchat.com is total wack. Fun. Not going there again in a hurry. When I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed, they could all see me on this little box going like AUUUG! Just when you get rid of one person two more show up XD. In other news, tomorrow is going to be a day of filling in forms, and killing zombies. Oh, and speaking of ze zombies, I'm going to be one soon :D MORE ON THAT SOOOON!

I have also decided I totally must avoid vodka, tequila, and white rum. Too much acid with wkds = SickOnyx. I dislike cheeky vimto crap. Vimto is gross i.m.p.o....also, I laugh when some people try to come onto my bf and it's like 'bitch please. Miiine' ^^ I used to be extreme when girls or guys drooled over him but I'm a lot better now. Rosies, (da club) is full of crazy people, it's complete when I show my face, but it's not always a good kind of crazy. I mean, take a look at what goes on in Vegas!.......Yeah I have no idea where that's coming from lol. I MUST go and get ready for bed and shiz. NUH NIGHT PEOPULL!

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THIS IS MY LOVELY BLOG!

This one goes a tad better. Yo-dally-hoo. Well now. My day has been quite epic. Feel free to call it a good day, but I call it an epic day! I guess it's cos I went to see a bunch of people who I've been wanting to see for ages. I've had a brill time killing zombies with my friend Lorna, talking to Andy, and driving Paul mad while he tries to play "Prototype". Not sure what I would be like without such awesome people in my chaotic life. I'll catch an idea in my idea net. I wonder if it will look like a pretty little butterfly, or a big scary hippo! Also, I love chocolate. BUT TODAY! I have apple crumble and custard to munch on while I collect my thougts of dark delights and the sunny day we have had. I luurvs me some sunny day!

In other news, POODLE PANTS!

At ease. Focus. By eck, my rest of the week is going to be PROPA CHOCKA! <....very busy. Yes. Very. Also also also my bffwtffhl is going to Metal Pig with me and my boyfriend so all is AWESOME! We might see a few others which I do do DOOOOO hope! Allow me to explain. Metal pig = club I go to where all the rockers, alternative peoples, gawths, punks and even elves hang out. Oh yeah, and there's a normal floor where the muggles hang out. Some are quite tolerant, some you grow less tolerant of.

ANYWAY I'm just going to continue eating and wrting and hopefully all will b fine with this custard fuelled blog. (8) I was transported to a farrway place(8) Yeah I got nothing else to say apart from this week's blogging will be HOPEFULLY my golden week. In the final part, WILL FIGURE OUT HOW TO UPLOAD PICS, VIDS, AND DUCT TAPE SOON!

Well, that is all for now you may now breathe a sigh of...rainbows. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL....

I've wondered about a lot of things today. For example, where is my boyfriend? why do I feel full? Can I go to wander in public today? Why it no shtop raining? Things like that. On another note, (lol joke) I would like a bag of cola bottle sweets. Yes, you read that right. Also, I had brilliant stuff happen to me yesterday! First off, then I went to the pool of livers, I saw the maaan, and then I gots a new hoodie. It says 'Cupcake Cult' on the front. THISSSSS..inspired me to think of a story.

" Hawr hawr it was a beautiful day in the land of Supasnorbs and members of The Cupcake Cult were having a pic-a-nic by the lake where there were swans and shit swimming like. The master of The Cupcake Cult looked at his pocketwatch, which had a clown face, ticking away. He sighed and asked if anyone knew where the new member could be, as she was frightfully late. Mrs. Darkchocla piped up in her plummy voice
'I do believe, she is late.' she said while handing a slice of cake to someone.
'We all know that you daft bitch! But where could she be?' Said da Master. Suddenly, there was a noise coming from the hedges that had been beautifully trimmed to look like a lady's naughty bits. The noise grew louder, like a chainsaw. Just as everyone was moving out of the way, the newest member of The Cupcake Cult emerged from the naughty bits hedge. She was wielding a purple chainsaw madly and laughed like a hyena on helium.
'I'm HEEERRE!' she cried happily. Everyone clapped. What an entrance! Such passion! Such...a bloody mess! But never mind they all stopped worryign and ate cake THE END!"

SO YEAH! Shall we roll on? Anyway, apparently I offend some people with my strange ways. That is when I try to hug them :3 Also, my bro is coming to see this blog as well! He's very clever people!

I think you're gonna love this dark realm shiz I'm spouting! If nort, welp, I'm not everyone's cup of green tea and that's FOIN! Well, that's all for now folks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx