I've wondered about a lot of things today. For example, where is my boyfriend? why do I feel full? Can I go to wander in public today? Why it no shtop raining? Things like that. On another note, (lol joke) I would like a bag of cola bottle sweets. Yes, you read that right. Also, I had brilliant stuff happen to me yesterday! First off, then I went to the pool of livers, I saw the maaan, and then I gots a new hoodie. It says 'Cupcake Cult' on the front. THISSSSS..inspired me to think of a story.
" Hawr hawr it was a beautiful day in the land of Supasnorbs and members of The Cupcake Cult were having a pic-a-nic by the lake where there were swans and shit swimming like. The master of The Cupcake Cult looked at his pocketwatch, which had a clown face, ticking away. He sighed and asked if anyone knew where the new member could be, as she was frightfully late. Mrs. Darkchocla piped up in her plummy voice
'I do believe, she is late.' she said while handing a slice of cake to someone.
'We all know that you daft bitch! But where could she be?' Said da Master. Suddenly, there was a noise coming from the hedges that had been beautifully trimmed to look like a lady's naughty bits. The noise grew louder, like a chainsaw. Just as everyone was moving out of the way, the newest member of The Cupcake Cult emerged from the naughty bits hedge. She was wielding a purple chainsaw madly and laughed like a hyena on helium.
'I'm HEEERRE!' she cried happily. Everyone clapped. What an entrance! Such passion! Such...a bloody mess! But never mind they all stopped worryign and ate cake THE END!"
SO YEAH! Shall we roll on? Anyway, apparently I offend some people with my strange ways. That is when I try to hug them :3 Also, my bro is coming to see this blog as well! He's very clever people!
I think you're gonna love this dark realm shiz I'm spouting! If nort, welp, I'm not everyone's cup of green tea and that's FOIN! Well, that's all for now folks xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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